August 2008

WHAT COLOR ARE THE HORNS OF Balrog?

think you have a discrete culture in terms of games? To be aware, at least heard of most products on the market? ... I think so. Some afternoons
spent in a store specializing in games have left me disillusioned, but also revealed unexplored horizons, when I heard the requests of people trying to buy games that no man had ever dared ask before.
First, if a format "digital" is transformed into products "paperless", it means the game world is united and communicating. That is made up of people who alternate games online World of Warcraft, with meetings around a table of Warcraft the Boardgame. An unknown but much sought
product is a version of Axis & Allies of science fiction, Axis & Aliens. If the Nazis still managed to fend against the horrors of outer space would not have hopes of the face of evil cunning woman of Joan Collins in Axis & Alexis, set partly in Dallas and partly in Berlin.
A disturbing chapter consists of the variants of the Call of Cthulhu, Call of Cthulhu in the original. In addition to dozens of people sneeze for hours in front of the case until a phonological shift does not understand that they are trying to say "Cthulhu" and the call of maniacs who call and call of Culu Ciulla, an unknown person threw in a panic asking shopkeepers to Phone Cutolo's call, which does not wish anyone to receive a gift.
has recently been made an interesting purchase request Culu do Kata; philologists are asked to clarify whether it a variant of the horror fantasy game or an exclamation kata kumbas obscene vulgar vernacular of the tenth century.
After a long wait, has finally been translated into Italian MERP - Middle Earth roleplaying game, or role-play the middle ground. Although the acronym is GIRSE Italian, which sounds like the ugly sister of Irma La Dolce, however, this translation puts an end to the pathetic procession of customers who tried tenaciously to purchase a copy of Middle ear RPG, role-playing middle ear , not to mention those who wanted to buy a copy of shit (the role play of Cambronne, we hope). Still on a MERP, has now become the youngest player in the myth that asked the thumbnail of Mordor, even if it immediately enables the supply of funds from a few tons, long-ringing like a cash register, three-dimensional players can sleep in peace: to play a scenario is not necessary to the Napoleonic miniature France.
you like role-playing game, but I also like a disco? Your doubts about how to spend their free time to be resolved by Dancing & Dragons, the response to the needs of younger generations. The elder will instead engage in a game with a game strictly monographic Dragons & Dragons.
A moment in which unleashes the imagination of the customer during the purchase of the thumbnails (Often called puppets, dolls and figurines). Some call miniatures very specific, such as the legal 7th level cleric of the Church of Karameikos, fortunately without specifying who must be named Vito and have a craving for strawberry on his right wrist. The single most interesting, however, is undoubtedly one of the miniature Mignottauro (complete with horns, fishnet stockings and handbag 1D6 damage). When the friend went to Naples DDD minivacca a joke in one of his adventures published CROM! Certainly did not suspect that the players could have a special miniature for the monster. The frequent requests of miniatures of the cuboid gelatinous prompted the merchant to speculate sull'ingenuità PS customer selling price increased tenfold in the common stock cubes, worse still when asked how much it cost the thumb of mud lost was surprised several times to scrape in the puddles with furtive air.
The close contact with monsters and fantastic creatures, although lead and 25mm scale, often plays strange tricks mental balance of retailers, who often turn to the crowd of kids crowding around the bar saying "Next Kobold". For a young customer who asked for a nice show of 3000 pounds, made a formidable AV Chaotic Evil of the 36th level, he suggested to go to the nearest passport photo machine and take a picture.
One afternoon in a toy store is also an opportunity to review a bit 'of history and overcome their weaknesses: Expert ear the conversation, you will find that during the battle of Agincourt, the French put into practice a maneuver to divide the encircling Turks or the British in the 15th and 16th century Japan was much more peaceful and refined in Europe, where rampant barbarism (it is now known that the mysterious smile of the Mona Lisa is due to the fact that Leonardo had split teeth with the club returning from a hunt the mammoth and the bloody fratricidal conflict between feudal Japan are nothing but an invention of Kurosawa). An Expert was
in the heart of all is the young man who asked for a Napoleonic war game claiming to be very knowledgeable about that historical period, when he was offered the game of Waterloo, he inquired about who had won the battle. We deplore the anonymous public misinformation that's said, "Mickey Mouse", confusing the ideas and forced to spend sleepless nights in the history books to verify the news.
Telematics opens up interesting horizons for the expression of fantasy. An anonymous genius who tried to connect to the BBS Agonistika to play D & D via computer, he decided, perhaps upset by the reading of Gibson's Neuromancer on virtual reality of cyberspace, using the voice (4 baud?) Instead the modem when the seller DP, lifted up the phone: (at the time the modem was disconnected) you hear a voice impersonal, slow and cavernous hiss: "A ... G ... O ... N ... I ... S ... T ... I ... K ... A ... B ... B ... S .... " Winter dumb, the AI Neuromancer, he had a brother but two: the one who personally phoned the computer AGONISTIKA BBS is the idiot brother, of which Gibson never mentioned because it would ruin the plot of the novel.
remains to explore the field of requests for advice on the rules of the game (for example: "for my elf-mage-cleric of 15th level chaotic launch a ball of fire through the armor? "). However, this is a topic of such magnitude that we can not address it in a few lines, you have questions of this kind very often you should call the dealer from whom you normally provided, if possible clogging the lines. If you answered "I do not know", "read the rules better" or even "not break" or "Vaffa ... ...", remember that it is just shyness and persist for very long.
Gianna Masetti
PS: I was just informed a premium price of 150% on any purchase of games that I try to make the national territory. Please ignore the last paragraph of this article, due to mental fatigue and low-perfidy. Hasta
Lueger.
PPS: The facts mentioned in the article are real events and references are not accidental.

Seven-twenty in Piazza Duomo, the tram is full as an egg Angelina, Angelina, Angelina I never say no. Holes in the card and your heart another day tomorrow and who knows if it rains. Angelina, Angelina, Angelina, I never say no. IBM on the ninth floor, the sky is swollen above Milan in the midst of this murderous logic nobody sees you crying that you do not suffer Angelina, Angelina bastard return, return, return. South, almost one like you killed no Angelina, Angelina, Angelina I do not ever say no. Mini Bar Course at Emmanuel biting your sandwich you're still crying Angelina, Angelina, Angelina I never say no. A friend talks too much, says she is happy but your head is somewhere else always think of his games, he played games on your body soft, tender and violent he always won. Angelina, Angelina, Angelina I never say no. Look at the face
your fleeing like a thief in the night in the crawl space of the city and cut off your house that approaches continue to cry in the kitchen Angelina bastard return, return, return.
Angelina ...

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