Worried Shaving Rash Could Be Herpes

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- L’avvocato interroga Egg Shen sugli avvenimenti appena conclusisi

Avvocato:”Quello che vorrei oggi, è sentire la sua versione dei fatti.”
Egg Shen: "How can I say ... the truth of the facts."
Lawyer: "Yes, of course. But first I need: his name and his occupation. ... For the store. "
Egg Shen:" Ah ... Egg Shen, driver of the bus. "
Lawyer:" How to get here. ... What kind of coach? ... and where you work? "
Egg Shen:" Ah ... ... tour bus tourists around the harbor in San Francisco Chinatown. "
Lawyer:" Thanks. "
" So ... before tackling the real issue ... "
" mm ... please tell me if at the present time, she has any knowledge of where it can be Mr. Jack Burton with his truck? "
Egg Shen:" mmm ... Oh God! You want to leave him alone?.
Lawyer: "Mr. Shen, please! You may be placed in a large number of trouble! "
" ... half the neighborhood explodes in a huge ball of green fire ... "
" ... the green fire! ... Seemed to be plunged into full-hell! "
... there are people who say she's half! that the author could be you. "
" .. and that she is a very dangerous man ... "
" Now, if it wants to protect Jack Burton ... "
Egg Shen:" The I told her to leave Jack Burton alone, because we are indebted to him! "
" has shown the courage of a lion. "
Lawyer:" uhm! Okay, as you think. However, if you want me to be his lawyer ... "
" ... I still know a few things ... that are completely absurd to me ... "
" ... like .... Do you really believe in magic? "
Egg Shen:" It's about Chinese black magic? "
Lawyer:" Yes "
Egg Shen:" oh yes ... absolutely! "
Lawyer:" Are you serious? So believe in monsters, ghosts, etc. I suppose ... "
Egg Shen: "Sure! ... And witchcraft"
Lawyer: "So I suppose you expect that I believe in witchcraft, is not it?"
Egg Shen: "Well, of course!"
Attorney: "Why?"
Egg Shen: "Why is it a reality!"
Lawyer: "But why should I prove?"
Egg Shen: "Who?"
Attorney: "Well who? ... ... eheheeheh me prove it to you, please ... next! "
[Egg Shen approaches between the palms of their hands and between them formed the flashes of crackling energy]
Egg Shen:" See and ... questo è niente, ma è così che tutto inizia sempre…dal molto piccolo…”